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The Line Up:
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Andrew Alastair Robert Mason(01) | ||
Born: 06/06/1987 | ||
Vocals | ||
AKA: Masty, Macey, Andy, Fishboy, Bambi | ||
Macey ><))))º> used to enjoy metal music but now listens to more punk and hardcore. He also enjoys ambient breakbeat and Sean Paul. And recently started bumming shitty NME bands like Franz Ferdinand and Jet. In conclusion Andy changes his mind a lot. In his spare time Masty likes to play twister with his sister (Fleur), do martial arts, and make salad dressing. He decided to quit the band in April 2004, and after much convincing agreed to play the farewell gig at the Garage 20/11/04. |
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Wes Seth Michael Douglas Browne (02) | ||
Born: 15/12/1986 | ||
Bass | ||
AKA: Brownie, WSMDB, Mike, MJ | ||
Brownie is a sick Satanist and enjoys such Satanist metal bands as In Flames, Opeth, Iron Maiden and Arch Enemy. Between worshiping Satan and playing bass Brownie has very little time to play with his wonderful dog whom he loves very much. Brownie left the band on 6th of January 2004, when the other band members kicked his ass to the curb, finally fed up with his alcohol-induced violence and satanic bestiality. He returned to play the farewell gig, also playing guitar for From Grace on the same night. |
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Richard Michael Lampard (03) | ||
Born: 20/06/1987 | ||
Guitar | ||
AKA: Titch, Richy, Dick Mick, Richtit | ||
Richy enjoys the music of Thrice, Strung Out and Rx Bandits. Blink 182 used to be his favourite band. He now enjoys the music of more "hard" "core" bands, and some ska. However he can often be found listening to pussy pop punk while shooting junk cos he's so punk. His hair changes colour occasionally, and he likes to grow his bumfluff. |
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Gianni Fitzgerald Martinelli (04) | ||
Born: 03/04/1987 | ||
Guitar | ||
AKA: Bighead, Weasel-Wank, John Martin | ||
John enjoys being infatuated with different chicks, talking out the side of his mouth, and frowning. Aside from these traits he is a stand-up mofo and ph rad guitarist. John used to listen to a lot of PPP (pussy pop punk) such as Goldfinger, but now enjoys the harder stylings of bands like Thrice and From Autumn to Ashes, he doesn't listen to much PPP anymore because he's a fucking sheep (and he's fucking a sheep). |
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Robert Metin White (05) | ||
Born: 22/05/1987 | ||
Drums | ||
AKA: Rob, Bob etc, Short Arms, Turk, Skurk, Turd | ||
Metin has an eclectic musical taste common of those who are both Turkish and Scottish. After eating his last haggis kebab and doing a big stinky fart there's nothing Rob likes to do more than unwind to some Iron Maiden followed by theUSED, Strike Anywhere and Bodyjar. When Rob isn't making phat beats he is thinking about Emma Boyce and chess. |
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Ryan Callus (06) | ||
Born: 11/11/1986 | ||
Bass | ||
AKA: The height of Callus-ness | ||
"Real hench and has loadsa facial hair and likes Machine Head and Killswitch" - Description supplied by Titch. Ryan carries around a parsnip-grenade and fire-breathing pig most of the time and plays bass for Sullen. He only played one show for SM (at Houston's Fiddle Fest). |